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		<title>Anatomy of a Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn this thing is dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Seems like I should splain. No that takes to long let me sum up. I failed, impressively. I&#8217;m getting older. By way of proof I will tell you I am no longer in the most coveted demographic used by tv and radio rating services, I don&#8217;t have the slightest idea who [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=430&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Training Officially Starts and Too Fat Needs GU</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t come to make any excuses for my absence. Because as you all know excuses are like assholes, everybody&#8217;s got one and some people like theirs gently tickled during the sweaty physical expression of love and no that doesn&#8217;t make them weird or gay. Anyway, I&#8217;ve been running, not as much as I should but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=381&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Needing Inspiration PrefonFat Turn To Coach Cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life and running have been hard. A new bidness venture, a horrendously bad idea that will no doubt end in failure, financial ruin and likely criminal indictment, has taken up a lot of my time. On top of that we have entered the Dog&#8217;s balls days of Summer here in North Texas. I am a bad [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=414&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Fat is Flummoxed by Pornography but Runs On</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am hesitant to use the p word in the title of this post. Simply typing the word &#8220;porn&#8221; in a title a few weeks ago lead to the weirdest configuration of comments and search engine hits imaginable. Now don&#8217;t get me wrong, I enjoy a good dirty movie. In fact, 15 years ago I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=408&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Re-Introducing a Parenthetically Inclined TooFat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Too Fat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, is there anybody out there? Just smile if you can hear me. Is there anyone at all? Its been far too long since I have done this. All I can say is this (there is supposed to be a link to Jimmy Swaggart saying &#8220;I have sinned against you&#8221; here but I cannot find [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=398&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Fat Ponders Porn And Wonders Why We Run</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was considering something today on my run. I re-arranged my training this week and did my long run today. It was 12 miles and actually a lot of fun but more on that later. As is so often the case, I was perusing some Internet pornography this week. I know, you only use it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=389&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Fat&#8217;s Desperate Plea For Sponsors</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad news was delivered last night when THR called to let me know that registration for the 2010 Houston marathon had sold out in around 48 hours. We had discussed it Thursday when registration opened. THR signed up right away but I didn&#8217;t have the $90 at the time. I figured I had a couple of weeks to enter. After [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=386&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Fat Faces A Mild Success Mildly Successfully</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three months ago the idea of running ten miles was as foreign to me as successfully bedding a willing Daniella Fishel (that&#8217;s right I&#8217;ve always had a stiffy for Topanga Lawrence).  Sunday I did it (ten miles not Topanga). I woke up early to an already hot day. However, unlike last week I was excited about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=370&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Photo for Coach Cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My virtual coach, good friend and all around jack ass Coach Cool requested photos showing the results of the bloody nipple 9 miler I did last week. Well here you go. This picture was taken a couple of days after the run and isn&#8217;t as impressive as it was when the blood was bright red. The funny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=362&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Running Long, Introspection and Blood</title>
		<link>http://toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com/2009/07/10/running-long-introspection-and-blood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its hard to characterize any runs I&#8217;ve taken on this particular running re-birth as  truly &#8220;long.&#8221; They have been long for me and qualify as my long training run for the week but they haven&#8217;t really been long. I read quite a few running blogs and am envious of those telling tales of their 8 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toofattoofasttoofar.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7512602&amp;post=350&amp;subd=toofattoofasttoofar&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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